Here somes the Happy Spin.
The news that the unemployment number has gone up to 9.2% and will in all probability rise further in the future has convinced me that I have failed the American people. I am out of ideas to bring the American economy back from the depths of hell.
Therefore, I will resign my position of President of the United States effective at 12:00 am EDT today.
Vice President Biden will assume the duties of President at that time....at the very least, he is a native born American, and will prove it by producing the valid documents.
President Zer0...