If you live in Florida and your two year old is acting up;
Tape their mouth shut{make sure it is tape from your tool box)
Hog tie them
Add some weights to the rope
Throw them in a canal
Go get a tattoo saying your life is better
Party and get laid for three months
Lie to the cops
Blame your parents
Feel relieved knowing that anyone selected for a jury in the US has an IQ of a claw hammer
Go Party Some More
My husband just said “So Florida is the State to go to if you want to murder someone”