[UCANSEE2]

I have seen dowsing work on several occasions. As for locating a good fishing spot it really doesn't work.

Well, if you used two sticks, that won't work. You have to use two fish.

[BereanBrain]

If I want to dowse for dead democratic voters (you know the ones who have been dead for 40 years but are still on the voter roles, and they show they voted in the last election), what do I go to the cemetery and use to jackasses hitched together on a brass donkey hitch?

Does it point DOWN when I get over a dead democrat voter?

Maybe to their abode?