Don't forget the bar code being tattooed to your forearm for identification so you can be tracked for your own good.
ie: under the commerce clause the government owns all and allows you to have anything by its benevolence
And the sheep? "As long as it makes me secure, I don't mind you molesting my children, sexually assaulting my wife, or groping me." And in the meantime while they are molesting thesheep, the ones dressed in Mid Eastern clothing go merrily through without so much as a raised eyebrow.