Good come back!
If they do start after you, you’re welcome here although we have no mountains. As son’s girlfriend from that way said “It’s...so...flat....” :)
I was once hitch hikink through West (by God) Virginia, and a couple from Illinois picked me up. I was bragging about the beauty of the mountains. The fellow said, “Yeah. But, sometimes a man just wants to stand on level ground.”
While I never felt that need, I kind of understand it. When I am at the beach - all that openness makes me feel a bit disconcerted. I need some hills around me.