[tiki]

“cell phone telephone bills”

Why not on the phone itself? Oh, and you forgot pictoral warnings on prescription meds so people who didn’t read the brochure can see what might happen.

I think the images could increase smoking in the teen group, they love to be gross and rebel. They are immortal, donchaknow.

[BwanaNdege]

Have the phone's GPS chip determine if the phone is moving faster than 20 mph, then flash a morgue photo of the latest traffic accident victim on the phone's screen.

Have the speaker play sound of screeching tires, rending metal and broken glass, followed by screams, then sobs, whimpers and a last gasp.

Finally, a cheery voice says, "If you still want to make that call while driving, dial away, dummy!"

"This accident happened on September 28th, 2005 in Riverview FL. A careless driver on a cell phone blazed through a red light at 55 mph and struck my mom's drivers door as she was going 20 mph attempting to make a left turn towards home. Her car was pushed 40 feet and my mom's neck was broken in 2 places. She died instantly. As her daughter, and someone that had to go to the scene to identify her, I can't tell you enough-"