President Truman always wanted a one-handed economist. At least this is a start. He wouldn't be able to engage in as much finger pointing.
When I was a senior in high school, I had a wart on my chin. It was most embarrassing and was impossible to hide. Finally my dad dragged me up to a GP who froze the area around the wart and within minutes had cut it off, then cauterized it. Twenty minutes after going in, we left his office and I was wart-free. That was over 50 years ago. I would’ve thought that the NHS would’ve figured that out by now, so that the Yorkshire lad would still have his finger. Watch out for Obama care.