[New Jersey Realist]

Any truth to the rumor that the feds want to tell us what brand of toilet paper we can use?

[crusty old prospector]

The only person I have ever heard wanting to regulate toilet paper was the singer Sheryl Crowe. Just like with my guns, “they will have to pry my two-ply out of my cold, dead fingers.”

[LostInBayport]

Any truth to the rumor that the feds want to tell us what brand of toilet paper we can use?

In a few years they'll suggest you use this, since it won't be useful for anything else.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Any truth to the rumor that the feds want to tell us what brand of toilet paper we can use?

Why, did Mr. Whipple turn up at Moochelle’s fund raiser yesterday?

[Vor Lady]

I haven’t heard the brand name rumor, but the mayor of Omaha proposed to the Obama administration that they do what he is doing and institute a per roll tax on toilet paper. We pay an extra 10 cents per roll thanks to Mayor Suttle.