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To: neverdem

Why are smoker’s skinny? Because while they’re smoking, they’re not eating a Snicker bar. At least I’ve never seen a smoker eating one while smoking.


74 posted on 06/12/2011 8:17:07 AM PDT by driftless2
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To: driftless2

I once did business with a very caustic and witty older woman, tops in her field, who resided in Manhattan, and smoked like a freight train, never being without one if she was awake.

I’ve had dinner with her many times, with a cigarette in her left hand and a fork in her right, alternating bites of food with a drag on the cigarette. She was thin, very elegant, looked quite a bit older than she was and had a voice like gravel.

She died about ten years ago and it was a real loss. To my knowledge, the cause of her death was unrelated to her truly epic smoking excess. She was in her late sixties and died in her sleep.


75 posted on 06/12/2011 8:36:49 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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