I appreciate the ironic humor, but actual Amish do get into fights, even if not like this, mostly on rumspringa. We can just call things as they are - not much need for codewords, just stating the truth plainly. That’s more our strength. Circumlocution and euphemism is more for the left, because they have to pretend things are something different from reality.
But yeah, it was an Anabaptist, pacifist barn-raising, for sure, according to comments on the story.
Nobody here is pretending anything.just mocking political correctness