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To: doug from upland
How 'bout...

If Tony Weiner were my name
Would you still love me?
Answer me "Babe, yes I would
Till Hillary told me it was OK to toss you into the garbage disposal..."
OK, I'll admit that one needs some work.
18 posted on 06/09/2011 8:01:25 PM PDT by Steely Tom (Obama goes on long after the thrill of Obama is gone)
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To: Steely Tom; doug from upland; ari-freedom

How about a little Saturday Night Fever ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vj092UgKwQ

“Sayin’ I Lie” (Sung to ‘Stayin’ Alive’ by the Bee Gees)

Well, you can tell right away I used my sock, I’m a “Weiner” man: So time to stalk.

Jewish proud and women scorned, I’ve been screwin’ ‘round since I was born.

And though it’s not right. Oy-vey! And news man looks the other way.

“He can lie—you understand? ‘Cause New York Times protects our man.”

Whether you’re a Twitter or whether you’re FReeper, you’re sayin’ I lie, sayin’ I lie. See the story breakin’ and everybody waitin’, and they’re sayin’ I lie, sayin’ I lie. Nah, nah, nah, nah, sayin’ I lie, sayin’ I lie.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, sayin’ I lie-aye aye-aye-aye aye ...

I’ll tweet more!

Well now, if I let go n’ I drop my fly, and her panties stir, I’m a horny guy.

Got the swinging cravin’ in my shoes. Yeah, my tweetin’ fans, man I just can’t choose.

And now it’s the Right. Oy-vey! My tweets are sin they’re gonna say.

“He can lie—you understand? ‘Cause New York Times protects their man.”

Whether you’re a Twitter or whether you’re FReeper, you’re sayin’ I lie, sayin’ I lie. See the story breakin’ and everybody waitin’, and they’re sayin’ I lie, sayin’ I lie. Nah, nah, nah, nah, sayin’ I lie, sayin’ I lie.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, sayin’ I lie-aye aye-aye-aye aye ...

Wife’s goin’ Oh dear! ... Somebody help me. Somebody help me, yeah.

What’s goin’ on here? ... Somebody help me yeah. (Sayin’ I lie ... )

Well, you can tell right away I used my sock, I’m a “Weiner” man: So time to stalk.

Jewish proud and women scorned, I’ve been screwin’ ‘round since I was born.

And though it’s not right. Oy-vey! And news man looks the other way.

“He can lie—you understand? ‘Cause New York Times protects our man!”

Whether you’re a Twitter or whether you’re FReeper, you’re sayin’ I lie, sayin’ I lie. See the story breakin’ and everybody waitin’, and they’re sayin’ I lie, sayin’ I lie. Nah, nah, nah, nah, sayin’ I lie, sayin’ I lie.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, sayin’ I lie-aye aye-aye-aye aye ...

Wife’s goin’ Oh dear! ... Somebody help me. Somebody help me, yeah.

What’s goin’ on here? ... Somebody help me yeah ... We’re sayin’ you lie.


31 posted on 06/09/2011 8:17:58 PM PDT by TCH (DON'T BE AN "O-HOLE"! ... DEMAND YOUR STATE ENACT ITS SOVEREIGNTY !When a majority of the American)
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