Take note of how intelligent sarcasm reads:
“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” ~ Mark Twain.
“I did not attend his funeral: but I wrote a nice letter saying that I approved of it. ~ Mark Twain.
“Jane Austen’s books, too, are missing from this library. Just that one omission alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn’t a book in it.” ~ Mark Twain.
