[Newton]

he mentioned “filling potholes” as what he does. Is that the US Congress’ job now?

I wish that was ALL congress was doing right now!!

[machogirl]

has he managed to redirect the conference to Clarence Thomas and his wife.

[AppyPappy]

Weiner: “My job is filling holes.”. This stuff writes itself.

It was consensual phone sex. Is there another kind?

“Hey sweetie I want to fu..(click) DAMMIT!”

“All the girls were of legal age”
“So....you know their ages?”
“No, no clue”.