*Hugs* to you too. Since you do the horrible job most of the time, I thought I’d leap up off my fat [unladylike word] and give you a hand for once. ;-)
Just the other day I was meandering through this one thread and all of the sudden some troll got the zot and guts flew every were! I was covered in the nasty stuff from head to toe and had to sneak off and take a shower (and I had to give my pimpbuster uniform a good cleaning too, as I happened to be wearing it at the time). I scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed, but the foul troll smell just refused to come out for a long time. So I remembered that some people take tomato baths after they encounter a skunk, so I though, "Why not?" I filled up the bath with as much tomato sauce as I had (mixed with warm water) and just lay there for a while. When I came out, I smelled like a tomato, but the troll smell was mostly gone. I did some more rinsings and put on perfume after that so I am fine now.
Whatever you do, don't get to close to a troll about to be zotted!