"The officer fired two rounds, and killed my concrete, ornamental alligator," Sheridan said.Make up your mind, man. Was it killed or wounded?After realizing their bullets were bouncing off the yard art alligator, police left. Sheridan says now he plans to patch up his wounded gator.
It was cement - so it was dead to begin with - so they wounded the dead gator - I guess.
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Well it was killed, but the paramedics brought it back, and it’s now resting comfortably and awaiting surgery by its owner. Prognosis is excellent.
Post-mortem wound