Let this be a object lesson to young people everywhere: If you wet your lips with so much as one drop of liquid from the great toxic sea of liberal thought, you’ll soon go insane and begin doing things like serving raw onions to your children for dessert.
Yeah, college kids are often indoctrinated that way. Don’t live the good life, live a proper zero-impact one like those poor exploited farmers in that overpopulated latin american country. Get used to living in a tiny room in a dormitory, bumming rides off of people, living off kraft dinner seasoned with sardines. Heck, students get to thinking they could live the rest of their life that way!