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To the tune of “Money for nothing” by Dire Straits

I’ll pimp my, I’ll pimp my blog for free

(Mark Knopfler guitar intro)

Now look at them blog pimps, that’s the way you do it
Just post an excerpt and wait and see
That ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it
Money for nothing and your hits for free

Now that ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it
Let me tell you them guys ain’t dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a Cheetos stain on your thumb

We got some people who’ll run interference
To keep humblegunner off-of-me
We got to bribe them Moderators
We got to shut up that guy shibumi

The little twit with the fedora and the glasses
Yeah buddy, that’s a real mustache
That little twit is the Dean of Bloggers
That little twit he’s raking in the cash

That ain’t workin’, now’s the time to do it
While JimRob’s busy with the FReep-a-thon

We got some people who’ll run interference
To keep TheOldLady off-of-me
We got to be nice to them Moderators
We got to silence them pimp police

Look at that, look at that
I should have learned to develop a blog
I should have learned to type real good
Look at that, all that free bandwidth
Man we can have some
Oh, that ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it
Get your money for nothing get your hits for free

We got some people who’ll run interference
To keep them Pimpbusters off-of-me
We got to fool them Moderators
We got to silence that guy Larry

Listen here
Now that ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it
Pimp your blog on Jim’s site for free
That ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it
Money for nothing and your hits for free
Money for nothing and your hits for free

Get your money for nothing, get your hits for free
Money for nothing, hits for free
Look at that, look at that
Get your money for nothing, get your hits for free

(I’ll pimp my, I’ll pimp my, I’ll pimp my blog for free)

Money for nothing and your hits for free
Easy, easy

That ain’t workin’