FUBO!
>ObamaIs the shepherd I did not want.
>He leadeth me
>Beside the still factories.
>He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
>He guideth me in the path of unemployment For his party’s sake.
>Yea, Though I walk through the valley of the bread line, I shall fear
>no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
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>He has Anointed my income with taxes,
>My expenses runneth over.
>Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
>And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
>I’m glad … I am American,
>I am glad … that I am free,
>
>But I wish … I was a dog,
>And Obama … was a tree!
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And the camel he rode in on!