[Cowman]

U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers at Santa Teresa seized 385 pounds of the Mexican contraband meat from behind the seat of a pickup that stopped at the port on Friday

Agent Fred Pitoski was quoted as saying "I have been doing this job for 23 years and this was the first time I sausage a thing."

(you knew it was coming)

[Sarajevo]

{Groan.....}