But, but, won't it produce ox-flatulence and kill the ozone, thereby radiating the earth and killing all the farm crops.
Just askin'
“But, but, won’t it produce ox-flatulence and kill the ozone, thereby radiating the earth and killing all the farm crops.”
This grave danger is out-weighed by the ability to turn to your fellow elite at the local organo-foot market and say, “well WE only buy organic produce that is grown from oxen-tilled fields, it’s much more “rustic” that way.” The higher cost would be worth it to out-trend all your snobbish foody peers, and watch them sadly putter away in their prii(the plural of “prius”).
Freegards
The oxen team drops organic fertilizer along the way. Great stuff for gardens....just till it back into the ground...:O)