[runninglips]

There has to be skinny liberals that LIVE the fight against bigotry. Find two of them for each fatty, and seat them on either side. That should work out well for all concerned. I know all about the problem, I have adult children that are seriously calorically challenged. It saddens me immensly, but it you don’t fit, you don’t fit....buy two seats if you are the size of two people.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

but it you don’t fit, you don’t fit....

Or, the Johnnie Cochran version, "If you don't fit, you cannot sit."