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To: daniel boob
Your solution?

Yes, we know, bigger seats and I am all for that. But what now, what do you recommend now, after all, what about the poor guy who bought the seat next to the fat ladies? The fat ladies bought one (1) seat, they did not buy a part of a second seat.

My recommendations? First, I would like passengers to shower, brush their teeth and wear clean clothes, and avoid wearing stinky perfume like they showered in it. It would be wonderful if passengers did not trundle on the jet all loaded down like they are a homeless street urchin. Additionally, I would like to see passengers stop yammering away about nonsense when I DON'T CARE that they are on their way to see Aunt Elma. I want passengers to quit blathering on about how wonderful it is to be groped by TSA, just because in their mind it is peachy that we are being molested just make sure a 90-yr old Swedish Lutheran lady doesn't have 3.5 ounces of shampoo.

And I would like to see the Airlines hire nice, young helpful stewardesses and get rid of the old, angry and obnoxious “flight attendants” that act like they are prison guards.

That's not asking for much, is it?

32 posted on 05/12/2011 12:14:24 PM PDT by Hulka
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To: Hulka
NO it isn't. One more thing, if they are PEE'ER's, put them on the ISLE seat. I have been on plane's and feel so sorry for the folks in the middle section, who are constantly being stomped on by 2 or 3 of the same people every 30 mins or so,trying to get out to the bathroom.

Put the in the weak bladder section.

87 posted on 05/12/2011 1:06:08 PM PDT by annieokie
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To: Hulka

bigger seats and I am all for that.


Which means 5 across instead of 6. And I’ll bet good money that the 20% increase in fares will send you straight to the six-across competition.


120 posted on 05/12/2011 2:24:10 PM PDT by Atlas Sneezed (...a.k.a. "Norm L. C. Bias")
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