You sound kind of whiny.
I don’t know if you’re going to make it here.
Gunner, PLEASE- let’s be polite to a newcomer- she may not understand some of our “humor” here yet
After the initial shock wears off let’s spring a few “all your base are belong to us” comments on her [ok, I know... so late-90’s), and introduce her to the viking kitties and sister-biting mooses (meese?)