Harry Reid’s so ugly, when he was born, the Dr. slapped his mother.
~Rodney D.
“Doc, I don’t know what’s wrong with me! I get up in the morning and look in the mirror and I want to throw up!”
“I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but your eyesight’s perfect!”
“I want a second opinion!”
“OK, you’re ugly, too!”
Thanks, Rodney.