Ok, someone has to say it. You're either having us on, which I suspect, or you are a complete idiot which I suspect you are not.
However, if I'm wrong, and you are a complete idiot heed this advice: Skulking around the neighborhood in all black with black face paint AFTER you've called the cops to watch the house is effing stupid and is likely to get you killed.
Perhaps a red wig and a clown nose would be a better idea.