Throw the carcass in a (hog) manure pond. Don’t specify which one. Let the plentiful bacteria there destroy the evidence. Any fans that want to rescue his remains are free to go diving and join him.
73 posted on 05/01/2011 9:53:05 PM PDT by JohnBovenmyer
(JC Mark II: a month late and $2.3T short. Again!)