“4/3/11 looks new to me”
So what? Despite the proud tradition of internet bullying, it shouldn’t matter how long someone’s been posting. Unless you’re arguing for it as evidence of their being a “troll.” But that doesn’t seem to be the case.
“Dungeons and Dragons? And you’re telling me to grow up?”
Yes.
“Never played the game let alone seen it other than to hear people talk about it once in a blue moon”
Let me explain the reference. It is stereotypically a game for pubescent nerds who, lacking rudimentary social skills, judge one another not according to normal standards like beauty, athleticism, or intelligence, but rather how long you’ve been playing a particular children’s board game.
“Internet-speak?”
Yes. Like “newbie,” “noob,” “scrub,” and various alternate names for the e-caste which 14 year old shutins flatter themselves as “pwning” due to their “epic fail”-ure.
From what I hear, both hemorrhoids and diaper rash can cause that irritation you are suffering from. With frequent Pamper changes, and Preperation H, you should recover in no time.
I won’t bother with the Newbie reference. You’re too “mature” to understand the nuance.