“Every body knows... that I was born in Hawaii... except for those lovable but crazy birthers! An there’s only a couple uh them. But... you an I... know... that I was born in Hawaii.. because some people... showed you a picture... uh mah short form... certificate. An those two or three birthers... din’t like that! They said... that they wanted to see... mah long form... certificate. Hold up a minute. Mah teleprompter is running a bit slow. OK, here we go. So, I have authorized... the release... of a picture... uh mah long form... certificate. Y’all can go... to the Whitehouse website.. an see a real live... electronic image... uh mah certificate. An there’s no way... somethin like that... can be faked. We all know THAT! Now... the next thing they’re gonna say... an you can count on that... is that my daddy... who was born as a British citizen... was British. An, they’re gonna say... that makes me... a British subject. Now... that’s just crazy. We all know that. Uh, I gotta tee off in 15 minutes, so I have to hop a copter to Camp David right now. Bye!”
LOL. Perfect.