If you appeared before any state board with the tenuous grasp on reality you have shown on this thread...you would be dismissed from the proceedings within minutes and someone would be having to give long explanations as to how you ever got admitted to any proceeding given your current state.
Absolutely you would be representing yourself because even OJ's lawyers wouldn't touch your rantings.
Perhaps you could find out who Crystal Mangum hires - you and she are on pretty much the same level.
You have a very light grasp on reality.