This is why I’m sure Trump won’t run.
Can you imagine a windy inauguration day?
Also, better make sure those helicopter rotors are completely stopped before stepping onto the tarmac.
Actually, tarmacs are pretty windy too...
I don’t know how to post photos but if someone could post The Donald’s hair along with a photo of the late, great Quentin Crisp, you’ll see where The Donald got the idea to cover up major baldness.
If he used spray polyurethane, he’d be OK.