“I’d take...”
How about Clay Henry III. Beer drinking goat and longtime mayor of Lajitas, Texas?
Look it up. He’s even got more executive experience than Barry. =)
Well....let's see.
1. I, nor virtually every other natural born US citizen knows virtually nothing about him.
2. He drinks beer.
3. He's from the south.
4. His name infers he's at least a natural born US citizen (Clay=terra firma=land=posession=US...and Henry=steel drivin' man)!
4. He's from a mexican sounding town, so he'll get the illegal alien and mexican and spanish vote.
5. He loves other animals (why wouldn't he?).
6. He's kept his town of Lajita together through thick and thin so he believes in union...so he gets the Union vote.
7. He never changes his statements. They're the same every time (bleat, bleat, bleat!)
And with the campaign slogan, "Tip yer canoe and Clay Henry III also!", how can he lose??
He's got my vote!!