Scandinavia has finally found something even less edible than lutefisk.
“less edible than lutefisk”
Cooking for Scots: `cock a leekie’ soup.
The easy part is finding the leeks ...
then cut the stomach out of a sheep.
Inside you should find at least one `spotted dick’ (SD).
Stab it to a seasoned sugar-pine board.
Next, boil a medium barn owl for three hours in dishwater, adding the SD.
While waiting, go to the pub, drink heavily and pick a fight(s). Stagger home with opponent(s).
Season to taste, pour everything out on a table in bowls—winner gets the SD. Eat the board.