Posted on 04/01/2011 5:38:34 AM PDT by The Big Boo
One Month ago .......
725 Fifth Ave. New York, NY
DT: Okay, what have you got?
Reply: We've sketched out the scenario you asked about. Ran it through the the Entertainment, Publicity, Finance, and Investment Divisions. It looks like a go.
DT: Great! Talk to me....
Entertainment Div: It's all positives sir. We tested it against all the other strategies that the boys could work up. It significatly outperforms them in pushing ratings...
DT: Ratings are good!!!! (laughter)
Publicity Div: Totally maxes out the name brand. Opens yet a whole new side to Trump Enterprises. We are really excited about it.
DT: Finance?
Finance Div: There is no problem servicing the Primary carring costs. For the General, of course we will turn down matching. Our prelims with the boys on the Street show that you can expect full support to any level you'll need. We will expect the Republican Party to go deep for you once the primaries are locked.
DT: Investments? Risk Analysis....Downsides?
Investment Div: This is Trump Enterprises. What's a downside? (laughter all around).... the fact is you are just too diversified for it to have any negative impact. If you were a Johnny one note...sure it might affect business. But with your portfolio of interests, any negative in one area creates two positives elsewhere. The risk guys say roll with it.
DT: Okay, who are the new guys?
Political Div: We're your new political team, sir. And I want to say it is an honor to....
DT: Cut the crap. You sound like you're applying for a slot on the show! (Laughter, and more Laughter).
Political Div: We have worked up the Primary strategy. We have run it by each of the other Divisions for their slices. We have sign off and know it's a winner.
DT: Timing?
Political Div: The Republican field is pretty well laid out. Nothing really there. They are bed-wetters sir. A couple of hasbeens, a few Obama-lites, and the women.
We see an America First stategy to take the base for the primaries. You know, the usual: kick China in the teeth; the French are now leading us, we ought to be paid in oil, strong on the marriage, social issues. The polling shows this puts you right where the Republican primary voter wants a candidate to be.
DT: Where's the sizzle?
Political Div: We have a beaut!!!! We advise going after the President's Birth Certificate. The "Birther" strategy.
DT: The Birthers? They are crazy!!!!
Political Div: as loons sir, absolutely. But that's the beauty of it. We have to take you to the top of the primary standings in a New York Minute. This is the only thing that does it.
DT: What about the others? Haven't they tapped this?
Political Div: Absolutely not sir. They have all peed their pants. The media has completly cowed them on it.
DT: What about Sarah?
Politcal Div: Peed her pant...ies (laughter). Won't touch it.
DT: what about that crazy Congresswoman from Minnesota?
Political Div: Even worse. Got Bit.. slapped, then peed her pants. The Repub men all went eunuch ....
DT: Ouch!!! (laughter)
DT: Okay let's break this down.....................
I KNEW Trump was a fake! I can’t believe I actually sent $40 to his campaign
Trump running (even as an “Independent”) will assure The Messiah will have a Second Term.
how long have you been following politics?
“what’s good for Trump Enterpises is good for America!”
:)
P.S.
And after all the trouble I took to smuggle this tape out of the building you call it a fake!!!!! gee thanks...
That's what I like about Trump. He 'cuts the crap.'
duh...you don’t listen real well. He will run as a Republican. Sheez all this babble about third party, etc...is the whinning of the supporters of the Republican eligibility cowards who have just seen their chances plummet if Trump decides to run...
You could at least wait till PART II. :)
The Big Boo
P.S. Without Trump, the usurper will definetly have a second term!!!!
He has my vote so far. I like him
No, I mean Trump is a fake after reading your post.
I did hear that he's been wanting Arnold to be his running mate but Arnold's not legally eligible because of where he was born but if he could see a document where Obama was born elsewhere it would pretty much clear the way for Arnold to be his VP.
HOw do you get that he was a fake?
He’ll be surrounded by pretty women in the White House.
Carter/Ford was my first
Trump is fronting for Hillary to split votes. End his crap now.
“No, I mean Trump is a fake after reading your post.”
April Fools!!! I knew that...:)
That Ahnold thing could be explosive....can we also ask where HIS father was born? :)
The Big Boo
bend over, I have to kick you for not waiting for Part II !!!
:)
The Big Boo
I’ll take Trump change over being the current GOP chump change.
I feel like I’m sleepIng with the enemy when I examine the Boehner crowd .
Eisenhower for me
“What is Good for General Motors is Good for America”
fron Wikepedia:
“At one point GM had become the largest corporation registered in the United States, in terms of its revenues as a percent of GDP. In 1953, Charles Erwin Wilson, then GM president, was named by Eisenhower as Secretary of Defense. When he was asked during the hearings before the Senate Armed Services Committee if as secretary of defense he could make a decision adverse to the interests of General Motors, Wilson answered affirmatively but added that he could not conceive of such a situation “because for years I thought what was good for the country was good for General Motors and vice versa”. Later this statement was often misquoted, suggesting that Wilson had said simply, “What’s good for General Motors is good for the country”.
don’t even talk like that!!! I need a shower!!!!
:)
The Big Boo
Last Month TRUMP donated 50 Thousand dollars to Rahm Emanuel to run for Chicago Mayor
Political Campaign Contributions by Donald Trump (1999 to Present) - $445,100
DEMOCRAT: 59.81% REPUBLICAN: 40.19%
Hmmm.
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