Had I been behind the counter, and she had hit me with something, and had I been in fear of further great bodily harm or death,
CCW and Glock.
(The above is not to be taken as legal advice)
"Had I been behind the counter, and she had hit me with something, and had I been in fear of further great bodily harm or death, CCW and Glock." 2 things about your post:
Number 1, That is really freaking extreme...
and 2, I like the way you think ;)