I know in the past large families were not uncommon, but in this situation, it might have been better to have different names on the stolen or borrowed uniforms. Darwin comes to mind.
“Hey Perez - your orders came through for Afghanistan. Have a nice trip.”
Ship these ******ers off to Afghanistan. “Hey Perez you have the point.”
I’m surprised that their last name wasn’t “Bigbooty”.
If you haven’t seen “Buckaroo Banzai Across the Fifth Dimension”, you won’t understand the above.