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Police: Cavity search produces 50 bags of heroin (you'll never guess where)
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Posted on 03/22/2011 12:12:59 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA
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To: WinMod70
Are they still searching? Check the other orifice...
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posted on
03/22/2011 12:43:48 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(I am declaring 2011 the year of ME.)
To: WinMod70
“It was not clear if she had an attorney.” Are they still searching?
Damn, brought tears to my eyes!
62
posted on
03/22/2011 12:44:14 PM PDT
by
Second Amendment First
("Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..." - Thomas Jefferson.)
To: Red in Blue PA
Police found just about everything in there except this ...
63
posted on
03/22/2011 12:46:08 PM PDT
by
Zakeet
(The stock market is worse than divorce. I’ve lost half my net worth – and I still have my wife.)
To: yefragetuwrabrumuy
64
posted on
03/22/2011 12:47:08 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(I am declaring 2011 the year of ME.)
To: Red in Blue PA
Just think what Roseanne’s capacity would be.
65
posted on
03/22/2011 12:47:23 PM PDT
by
crosshairs
(Appeasement is surrender in slow motion.)
To: TaxPayer2000
Indeed, it was in California in ‘78. If the upholstery smelled like reefer, it’s conclusive.
66
posted on
03/22/2011 12:48:47 PM PDT
by
old3030
(I lost some time once. It's always in the last place you look.)
To: Red in Blue PA
(you'll never guess where)I heard it was in Virginia.
67
posted on
03/22/2011 12:48:52 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: dfwgator
I heard it was in Virginia. Better there than Texas.
68
posted on
03/22/2011 12:50:07 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(I am declaring 2011 the year of ME.)
To: Red in Blue PA
“...and $51.22.”
In pennies!
69
posted on
03/22/2011 12:50:13 PM PDT
by
duckman
(My Grandma Isn't Shovel Ready!)
To: Islander7
Nice mug shot!
I wonder how much crack they found in her mouth, nose and stomach???
Momma always said, always have enough change so you can call me if you need to.
We used to put our dimes or quarters into the slit in our loafers. Cool spare change!
This gal gives a whole new meaning to slit in your loafer!
70
posted on
03/22/2011 12:51:26 PM PDT
by
Noob1999
(Loose Lips Sink Ships)
To: tacticalogic
Maybe she just liked men who came into money?
Inj this case, if you hit the “jackpot”, coins come tumbling out (but not enough for the required penicillin shot)
71
posted on
03/22/2011 12:51:41 PM PDT
by
bt_dooftlook
(Democrats - the party of Amnesty, Abortion, and Adolescence)
To: Red in Blue PA
Woman, to man, post-coital: “My, you don’t have a very big organ.”
Man: “I didn’t know I’d be playing in a cathedral.”
72
posted on
03/22/2011 12:51:41 PM PDT
by
dagogo redux
(A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
To: Red in Blue PA
73
posted on
03/22/2011 12:53:01 PM PDT
by
CSM
(Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
To: Red in Blue PA
You can’t make a silk purse out of a... oh, never mind.
74
posted on
03/22/2011 12:55:25 PM PDT
by
Moltke
(Always retaliate first.)
To: Red in Blue PA
75
posted on
03/22/2011 12:56:44 PM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?)
To: Red in Blue PA
Storage unit prices are getting outrageous where I live. I wonder how much she charges. I guess one just leaves $51.22 in the slot.
To: Red Badger
77
posted on
03/22/2011 12:57:10 PM PDT
by
swain_forkbeard
(Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
To: Noob1999
It’s probably not much of a loafer.
Sounds like it’s workin’ pretty hard.
78
posted on
03/22/2011 12:57:36 PM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
To: 240B
She went to Vegas, and somebody mistook her for a slot machine.
79
posted on
03/22/2011 12:57:59 PM PDT
by
swain_forkbeard
(Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
To: swain_forkbeard
Why the 22 cents, anyway? WHY?
80
posted on
03/22/2011 12:58:12 PM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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