Is Orkin good for foreign-funded NGOs, too? We might use him around here. They’re thick as cicadas, but unlike them, they never seem to go away. The deafening roar of all those blatant lies can really get on one’s nerves.
Yours forever in friendship,
Israel
Dear Israel,
Yes, there are apparently a lot of side-effects of our Kenyan infestation. We'll deal with the secondary pests ASAP. Again, sincerest apologies, and please be assured that if you have to go nuke on your local related hives, you will receive nothing but applause and thanks from us here in America.
Remember, there is no "we" in "Kenyan".
All our best,
America
“Remember, there is no “we” in “Kenyan”.”
It never ceases to astonish me how many “I’s” there are, though.