Is he the same guy who keeps making threatening phone calls to our Prime Minister and Defense Minister, keeps inviting terrorists to state dinners, and never, ever shuts up about how wonderful Islam is?
I just want to be sure there aren’t two of him.
Please respond.
Thanks.
Israel
I just want to be sure there aren’t two of him.
Please respond.
Thanks.
Israel
Dear Israel,
Sounds like the same guy, but if our Social Security records are any indication, somehow there are several dozen of him running around. We're going to need to call Orkin and spray for Kenyans, as this situation has gotten out of hand.
Again, sorry about this. We'll ring you as soon as we're clear of this infestation.
PS Build like crazy, we wanna come visit and need the room to stay in!
Sincerely,
America