[terycarl]

Greenspeace may be right. We should consider going back to safe, renewable whale oil for lights and heating.

how could we do that without killing the whale maybe we could just hug them real hard?????

[tumblindice]

If you squeeze them gently enough—like`sea-kittens’—you can milk the oil from their bung-holes.
It helps to hum `Michael Row The Boat Ashore’ as you milk them. They really like that one.