[The KG9 Kid]

This is going to be one of those cases that shock and horrify left wing Europeans when the defendants receive a sentence amounting to a combined 11,525 years in a Texas prison.

(Try to imagine a few bars of a mournful swampy-sounding slide guitar playing, appropriate to the background theme music to a sweltering Southern prison as you're reading this... Chain gangs in the relentless midsummer's heat, and prison guards riding on horseback toting shotguns. Rest of their damned lives. God, are they boned.)

[cartan]

(Try to imagine a few bars of a mournful swampy-sounding slide guitar playing, appropriate to the background theme music to a sweltering Southern prison as you’re reading this… Chain gangs in the relentless midsummer’s heat, and prison guards riding on horseback toting shotguns. Rest of their damned lives. God, are they boned.)

Beautifully said. Something like this for the music…