[I see my hands]

I do, however, my tootsies smell like gardenias.

Laura could talk to me even if I wore wing tips.

[CaptSkip]

Laura has a serious pet peeve about men in public exposing their ugly man-feet and hairy man-toes via sandals.

She went on and on a few months ago on her radio show about such revulsion....especially when she spies the offensive feet while on commercial flights.

So even if not offensive to her nose, her eyes would turn away in disgust...LOL!