[Ender Wiggin]

Gotta look into Bond Arms. OK, ponytail?

Actually I had a ponytail until last Thursday, no Volvo though, and my EDC is a little .40.

[I see my hands]

To repair my bona fides I'll say I have banned tea from my house and only participate in the standard American handshake. Some dude starts with the hand jive and I'll tell him.. "standard American only, pal."

I keep .410 bore PDX-1 in it.