Since Moochelle, who lives a sickeningly lavish lifestyle on the taxpayers' dime, has such a wide arse and linebacker shoulders, I should think it wouldn't do Mr McClellan's reputation an iota of good to be her trainer. What's he gonna do, put up a big photo of Moochelle Obama on his window with the words: "YOU TOO CAN LOOK LIKE THIS". If that's the best you can do Mr McClellan, I'll look for another gym, thankyou.
“YOU TOO CAN LOOK LIKE THIS”
Uh. You left out a CAN. It’s “YOUR CAN TOO CAN LOOK LIKE THIS”