[Salamander]

"Mike Tobin of Fox News reports he was hit in the arm twice earlier today. He said that to call it assault and battery would be stretching it"

Maybe it would be "stretching it" to him but not to my "lawyer".

[nor to MD law, in general]

He's a PTSD support dog and his top harness patch plainly states "WARNING: DOG IS TRAINED TO PROTECT HANDLER".

He can go anywhere I go and he's got no sense of humor about anybody "hitting mom", however "lightly".

FOX should issue all their reporters dogs.

I know *I* wouldn't step into that violent "liberal" mob without him.

I still say bring in the dogs and run out the rats.

[speaking of rats...where is Dear Leader in all of this? Is he even half-ass attempting to 'control' his sycophants or does he support their right to anarchy?]

[Big Giant Head]

Okay Governor Walker, let the firings begin. Go on television and state that “due to the inaction of the Democrat Senators more debt service costs are being incurred. Consequently, 1,000 people will lose their jobs tomorrow. 1,000 public sector union jobs each day until the Senators return. “

Do you think that would get their attention? 1,000 members each day not paying their dues?