Signs of baby Boomers getting old yet in Denial:
1) Women wearing pants that say Juicy on the rear
2) Men STILL believing the Hooter waitress pouring their beer will go home with them and Light Their Fire
3) The Baby Boomer with the Micro Bus following the latest popular Jam Band—probably Phish—and telling every 20 something that Jerry is a better guitarist than Trey
4) Late 50 something women getting a Tramp Stamp
5) Baby Boomers who STILL vote Democrat
6) men with a ponytail and a bald head
7) baby Boomers who still attend drum circles on college campuses
8) Women who get every plastic surgery,face lift and facial injection in an attempt to make their 17 year old daughter’s boyfriend notice them.
9) Women wearing a Jonas Brother T-Shirt
10) Men who haven’ t hit the gym in a decade attempting to bench their weigh and blow out a pec muscle instead.
****10) Men who haven t hit the gym in a decade attempting to bench their weigh and blow out a pec muscle instead****
Twenty two years ago I did this, and blew out a mitral valve! Haven’t lifted weights since.
10) Men who haven t hit the gym in a decade attempting to bench their weigh and blow out a pec muscle instead.
Yep it’s a problem that’s why the only exersise I do is walking and mood swings.