[Atlas Sneezed]

For $500, you can buy a machine that sorts through mountains of pennies, separating those pre-’82 ones worth 3 cents from the the rest of the crap:

http://www.ryedalecoin.com/

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

If you do the math on how many rolls of pennies you’d have to sort through to pay for one of the machines, you better start adding in the cost of railroad spur to the side of your house!