I like it! Make a form letter and send it to Obama. He can just fill in the proper nouns as needed.
Hell, a MADLIB would make a better foreign policy speech than what ZERO (first time I’ve ever called him that) gave. Disgusting.
teleprompter... that’s the only channel he reads...
His speeches are ok if you take out all the hidden messages to commies and muzzies, then make everything that’s left the exact opposite. I think that’s the algorithm.