[Kenny Bunk]

I have seen this story ever since I learned to read, an event that coincided with Pearl Harbor.

I do admire the recent (about 25 years) addition of the "harmful to women, children and African Americans." Tragically, they will suffer most from NaCl poisoning.

Next year, when this article is re-run for the 400 millionth time, I suspect that NaCl poisoning will strike at the very vitals of America's Gay and Lesbian population. (NB, although Lesbians are "Gay," they always get their own slot).

The year after that, NaCl poisoning will cut down the transgendered population in its prime. I hope to be off the planet by the time NaCl poisoning is identified as the cause of Autism, or even worse, minority underachievement in public schools.

[Eric Blair 2084]

Headline...

AMERICANS ADVISE GOVERNMENT TO EAT LESS TAX MONEY