There once was a vicar of Salisbury,
Whose manners were quite halisbury-scalisbury.
He ran around Hampshire,
Without any Pampshire,
Till the bishop compelled him to Walisbury.
(you also need to know that Hampshire is commonly abbreviated as Hants.)
Interesting in that the Rite originated in what was the traditional stomping grounds of King Arthur, not to mention Stonehenge.