[Earthdweller]

"If you alternate which leg to stand on and cross yourself every 13th syllable (not word) it brings you faster into God’s grace. "

Really? I always thought you had to spend years and years studying only to mindlessly repeat stuff over and over, like a head banger, to a guy wearing curtains.

[Vanders9]

That’s a common misconception. The years of studying are in fact optional, and actually the guy is wearing a toga.